In “Is The Government Still Shut Down” News:

The government is still shut down.

But that’s okay because:

Congress might be closed, but we can always have a caucus at my place

Is the government still shut down?

Hey, I just met you,

and this is crazy,

but I’m on furlough,

so call me, maybe?

To celebrate the hilarious creativity of the American people in the wake of a government shutdown, we will be posting a government shutdown themed pick up lines until the government resumes.

Today’s pick up line:

"I know you’re essential because you’re working it even without a budget"

Are you Paul Revere? Cuz I’d like to take you on a midnight ride.
If you be a Ranger, I’ll let you get all over my Pointe du Hoc. — Submitted by Mattings
I think I found the tomb of Alexander the Great under my bed… wanna go check it out? — submitted by anotheralexandros

willrahjuh ha reblogueado tu foto: CAPTION CONTEST! Winner gets eternal glory and…

gurrrrrrrl I hope you’re as impenetrable as the Maginot line at the Ardene forest

…and we have a winner. Will, remind me to send you something from the Imperial War Museum. :)

CAPTION CONTEST! Winner gets eternal glory and Marlene Dietrich’s smile.

CAPTION CONTEST! Winner gets eternal glory and Marlene Dietrich’s smile.

lostsplendor:

collective-history:
Kaiser Wilhelm II strikes a pose. (ca. 1914-1916) 

Boy let’s make like pre-1871 German states and unify.

lostsplendor:

collective-history:

Kaiser Wilhelm II strikes a pose. (ca. 1914-1916) 

Boy let’s make like pre-1871 German states and unify.

(via the-seed-of-europe)

Girl, I need you like Hitler needed a fire at the Reichstag. — Submitted by willrahjuh
Your mom is like Trotsky’s socioeconomic views…every worker gets a share. — Submitted by Will via rebuildourcities
I’ll be the US Army if you’ll be Okinawa. I’ll explore ALL your holes.

Submitted by Reed England

Our love will light up the sky like the London blitz.

Submitted by Reed England

I’ll penetrate you as fast and deep as Patton penetrated the Germans. Submitted by Reed England