February 2012
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Your mom is like Trotsky’s socioeconomic views…every worker gets a...
– Submitted by Will via rebuildourcities
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I’ll be the US Army if you’ll be Okinawa. I’ll explore ALL your holes.
– Submitted by Reed England
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Our love will light up the sky like the London blitz.
– Submitted by Reed England
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I’ll penetrate you as fast and deep as Patton penetrated the Germans.
– Submitted by Reed England
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I’ll go through your Horns of Hattin.
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Submitted by Reed England
January 2012
36 posts
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Are you Henry V? Because you’re welcome once more unto my breach.
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I’d never chicken out on you; we’re in this for the long haul. Think...
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I think I found the Lost Battalion in your eyes.
– Submitted by rebuildourcities
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I’m like an EMP…one single burst is all you need.
– Submitted by Will via rebuildourcities
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Baby, tonight’ll be like Israel’s aerial attack on Egypt in the Six...
– Submitted by danaoffthedancefloor
half-pint-heroine asked: this is definitely my new favorite blog...i want to show it in my European history class :)
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You must be Field Marshal Nivelle, because you make me want to rebel.
– Submitted by Will via rebuildourcities
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I feel bad for Russia. Everybody penetrates her, but nobody finishes the job.
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Submitted by Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Don’t treat me like Russia treated Napoleon. Don’t leave me out in...
– Submitted by lapobrecita
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It’ll be just like Thermopylae - I’ll shove right through your...
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Submitted by Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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I’ll tear your clothes off you like bricks off the Bastille.
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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They call me Robespierre, ‘cause I can start a revolution…in your...
– Submitted by fancy-italian-shoes
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I’ll let you into my New Mexico so you can see my Fat Man.
– Submitted by lupinswilly
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I’m the Stalingrad to your German forces. You’ll never have me.
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Try Austria-Hungary on for size and talk to me when you can handle a three-front...
– Submitted by rebuildourcities
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I’m like the Germans…I can do both sides at once.
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Submitted by fancy-italian-shoes and Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Little Boy’s a misnomer…my Big Boy is powerful enough to tear down...
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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My Bertha is as Big as it gets.
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Submitted by Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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You wreck me worse than Verdun wrecked the French.
– Submitted by Will via rebuildourcities
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I wasn’t just at the Battle of the Bulge…I was the Battle of the...
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Submitted by Jacob and Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Baby, I’ll make it like the Hindenburg, quick and hot.
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Submitted by Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Are you Mussolini? Because I want to study every fascists of your dictator.
– Submitted by fancy-italian-shoes
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Baby, I’m gonna treat you like Russia and unexpectedly invade you, nice...
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Submitted by Jacob from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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I’d risk it all for you…here’s hoping your name isn’t...
– Submitted by rebuildourcities
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I’ve got a piece of unstoppable metal weaponry about to pierce your...
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Are you on a roll today, or is this Petain’s rolling barrage?
– Submitted by rebuildourcities
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What’s the difference between FDR and me?
I definitely work below the...
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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You’re the Chamberlain to my Hitler, because you won’t stop my rapid...
– Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Are you the Führer? Because you’re making my German soldier say heil.
– Submitted by fancy-italian-shoes
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I’d like to invade your Rhineland all night long…
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Is today D-Day? ‘Cause I’d sure like to invade your beaches…
– Submitted by fancy-italian-shoes
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You are drop dead gorgeous…or maybe that’s just the artillery fire.
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Either this is the blitzkrieg, or your body is always that explosive.
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Was that mustard gas, or did you just take my breath away?
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Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Mmmmm, I’d take trenchfoot for you any day.
– Submitted by Casey from the Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area
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Baby, I dig you like trench warfare.
– Submitted by rebuildourcities